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Mr. Fergus Paterson
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Fergus Paterson is available for Private Consultations at The The New |
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A small collection of interesting and (hopefully) humorous facts. Why Mister, not Doctor? The origins of the Royal College of Surgeons lies in its association with the union between the barbers and surgeons in 1540 (the Livery Company is still known as the Worshipful Company of Barber Surgeons.) Indeed barbers were probably co-opted as the original surgeons because of their dexterity with the razor. The Barber's pole reflects the image of a bloodied bandage.
The In order to distinguish them from the respectable profession of physician who were entitled to call themselves "Doctor," surgeons were only allowed to call themselves "Mister." However, over time this has become a term of respect and now only surgeons are allowed to call themselves Mr. to differentiate themselves from their still respected physician colleagues. And of course all doctors go through the same common basic medical training to gain their qualification before specialising as surgeons or physicians. Mister Fergus Paterson
is a Fellow of both:- *reproduced courtesy of
the The Royal College of Surgeons of
Medical Quotations "The true aim of
medicine is to rescue men from the consequence of their vices." "A doctor's
reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care" "A hospital is no
place to be sick." "Dad always
thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us
died of Tuberculosis." "After five days
in hospital I took a turn for the nurse." "In Govan, until
something actually turns black and falls off, they think it is bad form to
bother the doctor." "I joined a health
club last year and spent four hundred bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently
you have to show up." "God heals, and
the Doctor takes the fee." I asked Mr. Paterson if I would need a wheelchair after my operation. He replied, "Not usually, but in your case it could be arranged."
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